Great programming quotes

Question

Hello

There are a lot of great programming quotes out there. Which do you like?

Today (May 18, 2010) I heard a new one from a friend, Pollard, he said "Gud finns i Emacs" (in Swedish). This basically means "God is in Emacs". Still laughing about it here :) What he meant was that a function "gud is grand-unified-debugger" is in Emacs.

A great one I think all programmers should know is The Three Great Virtues of a Programmer.

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Answer 1

The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time.

Answer 2

It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter.